FAQ

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Why the hell haven't you updated the site? - submitted by "victor"
I am sorry victor we are letting you and every hardcore olsen twin fan down by not updating the goodness that is this site. If oonly there was a way we could throw away the shackles of the oppression called life and spend 24 hours a day on this site. But the busyness of our lifes prevent this. I apoligize.

Who do you was the better chicken on SNL, Mary-Kate or Ashley? submitted by "victor"
That is a tough question, on one hand Ashley is so much hotter than Mary-kate, but on the other Mary-Kate does sorta look like a chicken with here skinny belimic legs. So it is a tough call, but in the end I have to go with the hotter of the two twins: Mary-Kate, SIKE, oh man I faked you out, my pick is, for real now, Ashley.

If Mary Kate and Ashley died what would you guys do with your lifes? - submitted by "Guy with Questions"
Well I for one hope they never ever die, but if they were to die, knock on wood, I think Thomear Thor and I would mourn for a long time and possibly commit sucide. Or I guess we could just devote our website to someone else, I know it would be one of the two.

Who would win in a fight Mary-Kate and Ashley? - submitted by "victor"
Great question Victor, and I think the correct answer is neither. They are twins, thus they are exactly the same. They would fight to a draw, neither pocesses any talents or skills that the other one doesn't, except that Ashley is hotter, but that wouldn't matter in a fight. Well anyways in conclusion since they are exactly the same there would never be a clear winner in this fight and thus it would go on forever until they both died of old age (at the same time I might add, because they are exactly the same).

Why are you guys such tools? - submitted by "a-hole"
Well Mr. A-hole, first off you have a dumb name. Second we are not tools you are the tool of Satan, that is right, by mocking Mary-Kate and Ashley and those who support them you are siding with satan. Mary-Kate and Ashley are like Mother Theresa, they love all of gods creatures. So how bout that for tool you a-hole.